Ready to wear your “I’d rather not” attitude on your sleeve—literally? This Being Sarcastic T-shirt lets everyone know exactly what you think of their endless questions, unsolicited advice, and, well, existence. Made from high-quality cotton for peak comfort while you’re busy pretending to listen, this shirt is perfect for days when the only exercise you want is a heavy sigh and an eye roll.

It’s the ultimate tee for people who don’t have time for small talk, fake smiles, or basic conversations. Slip it on and let your wardrobe say, “Yes, this is my happy face,” without wasting a single breath. Ideal for yourself or that friend who’s never been shy about giving a brutally honest opinion (or ten).