Shipping Policy
Welcome to the shipping policy that no one reads (but hey, here you are). Don’t worry, we’ll try to keep it short and not bore you to tears – though if you’re here for the fine print, we suggest grabbing a coffee.
- Processing Time:
We’re not Amazon Prime, so give us 2-5 business days to process your order. That’s just enough time for us to carefully fold your sarcasm-packed T-shirt and whisper sweet nothings to it before it’s shipped off. - Shipping Time:
- Domestic: 5-10 business days.
- International: 7-20 business days (depending on how moody customs is).
You want it faster? Invent teleportation and let us know.
- Shipping Costs:
Yes, there’s a fee. No, we don’t accept payments in compliments or sarcasm (we tried, accountants didn’t approve). But rest assured, it’s reasonable and won’t require selling a kidney. - Tracking Your Order:
We’ll send you a tracking link because we know how fun it is to hit refresh 47 times a day. If it looks like your package hasn’t moved in a while, don’t panic – it’s probably just on a coffee break. - Lost or Stolen Packages:
If your package decides to ghost you, let us know. We’ll channel our inner Sherlock Holmes and help you out. But hey, maybe it’s a sign to go outside and wear your current T-shirts more. - Returns:
This isn’t about shipping, but no, we don’t cover return shipping because, well, life isn’t fair, is it?
Questions?
Email us, and we promise to reply faster than your best friend replies to your memes. Until then, sit tight – your T-shirt is probably having the time of its life on its way to you.
Stay sarcastic! 😊