Cancellation & Refund Policy

We get it. Sometimes life happens, and you change your mind faster than you change your Wi-Fi password. Here’s everything you need to know about cancellations and refunds. Spoiler alert: we’ll try to be nice about it.

Cancellations

• Before Shipping: If you cancel your order before we’ve shipped it, congratulations! You’ve won a full refund and our slightly annoyed eye roll.
• After Shipping: If the package is already on its way, there’s no “Ctrl+Z” for us. You’ll just have to wait for it, stare at it, and then return it if you still hate it (at your expense, of course).

Refunds

Refunds are like unicorns – rare but magical when they happen. Here’s how to qualify for one:

• Damaged or Wrong Product: If we sent you the wrong size, color, or T-shirt that says “I Love Mondays,” send us a picture (proof is important – we’re not psychic). We’ll send a replacement or process a refund. You decide if you want to try your luck again.
• Changed Your Mind: Oh, so you’ve decided the T-shirt isn’t your vibe anymore? That’s cool, but we don’t refund for indecisiveness. Maybe consult a magic 8-ball next time.

Conditions for Refund:

• Item must be unworn, unwashed, and as sarcastic as the day it arrived. If it looks like it partied too hard or smells like regrets, we can’t help you.
• Returns need to be shipped back at your expense. Yes, the post office loves you.

Refund Process

Once we get your return and confirm it’s in good condition, we’ll process your refund within 5-7 business days. No, we can’t speed it up by snapping our fingers, but we promise we’re not just sitting here watching cat videos either.

Non-Refundable Items

• Sale items – you bought it on a deal, so let’s not go back on that commitment.
• Gift cards – because, well, you can’t refund sarcasm credit.

Still Confused?

Shoot us an email, and we’ll do our best to clear it up without too much sarcasm (maybe). Just don’t expect miracles – we’re running a T-shirt brand, not a life-coaching service.

Stay bold, stay sarcastic, and remember: no one likes a serial returner. 😉